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You may be Polish if……

1. You or someone in your family owns a Nissan Maxima with a PL sticker proudly displayed on the back windshield and/or a custom-made European license plate in the front (most likely with your name written on it)

2. You have relatives who aren't really your relatives

3. You sing the same song - “100 lat” - on every occasion (weddings, birthdays, baby showers)

4. You watch soccer

5. You know very well Pope John Paul II was Polish and his name was Karol, not Carol

6. You go to Midnight Mass every Christmas Eve and keep your Christmas tree up till February

7. You drink your wodka straight

8. You listen to techno

9. You don’t feel the need to add an "s" to "pierogi" because you know the word is already plural and it annoys you when others do. However, you still add "y" to already plural english words... "chipsy", "dzinsy"

10. You are convinced your pets only understand Polish

11. You are forced to listen to Disco Polo by your parents

12. You can spot Polish people like Asians can spot each other

13. When others find out you're Polish, they tell you about every Polish person they've ever known, which is most likely followed by them mispronouncing common phrases such as “czesc” or “dziekuje”

14. Your name always gets slaughtered on the first day of school

15. The thought of eating cow stomach (flaki) doesn’t gross you out

16. When you're at a stranger's house, you expect their trashcan to be under the sink

17. Every window in your house must have "firanki", even in the bathroom

18. Once in a while, you do a big "przemeblowanie" at home

19. You always take off your shoes as soon as you step into someone else's house (even if the owner of the house insists you don't have to)

20. You celebrate your birthday AND your nameday (imieniny)

21. You were extremely surprised to learn that American weddings last hours, not days

22. When you hurt yourself, you don't say "Ouch", you say, "Awwa"

23. you ever played "na trzepaku" or "w gume"

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